LieMaker

blaperile:

aherdofangryhippies:

yeezytaughtme:

“In year 7 you were already uncomfortable around me, so I manipulated our teacher into putting us together for a project and when you didn’t want to come to my house, instead of meeting in a neutral place like a library, I did the entire project so that you’d owe me. In year 8 I gave you a bunch of gifts, a really inappropriate quantity, and continued to do so even after you made it abundantly clear that you didn’t want them. By the time the school disco rolled around in year 9, you knew me well enough to know that I wouldn’t take no for an answer, so you made up an excuse and left the whole dance to escape from me, and somehow it’s me and not you who got the worst end of that stick. In year 10, I bought you another grossly inappropriate gift that required you to spend time with me in order to use it, and when you misunderstood how I wanted you to use it I didn’t say anything but just stewed on that information. And now, in year 11, I’m going to publish my victim complex and the entire history of how I’ve stalked you over the past five years, comfortable in the knowledge that because I’m a man, I will be taken seriously and you’ll be vilified.”

She has every right to think boys are dicks. Here’s example number one. This post is really really gross. He shouldn’t get a certificate; he needs to get a restraining order.

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More like: “In year 7 I asked Mr. Rengis if I could be your science partner. When we became that and had to work on a project, you refused to work together with me and I had to do it by myself. In year 8 I gave you gifts because I was in love with you, but instead of thanking me and telling me in the face that you didn’t want them, you just accepted them and wasted them. In year 9 I wanted to dance with you, and you abandoned me without telling me in the face that you didn’t want to dance with me and made me a fool in front of everyone. In year 10 I wanted to be friendly to you by doing something that you like, but you just made use of the money I had spent on it. And in year 11, after I had to crop it up for 4 years, I finally want to let it all out on how you were the one being a dick to me and why the hell would only boys be dicks while girls can be that too.”

Seriously guys. What the hell?

I really don’t see how so many people could see this Toby person as a dick while there’s literally no proof for that. All I see is a boy who had fallen in love with the wrong person who just put the situation to her hand to make use of him.

I’m not saying that this Toby person can’t be a dick, but all we know on the situation is what one person who nobody of us knows says, so how could you be so sure Toby is the one who was a dick?

(sorry guys, normally I don’t do any such serious RL stuff on this Tumblr, but I saw this pass on my Dashboard and just couldn’t let it pass without responding to it)

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(Source: now-wecanthaveit)

toboek9:

takaregal:

littlefrozensoldiers:

actuallykarkatvantas:

lord-of-the-murder-scene:

thatguywhodoesnothingproductive:

denise-is-my-beautiful-waifu:

panicsatdiscos:

the-tardis-blue-impala:

never-bet-the-devil-your-head:

you-sit-the-fuck-down:

takifritters:

stark-black:

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does anyone else feel uncomfortable because the last person capitalized the b

bReadsticks

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Happy Valentine Everyone!!!!

And specially Happy Valentine to a very important and special person.

Happy Valentine Fir!

frikiquefriki:

Elvis VS Cthulhu, la película definitiva

A challenger appers!

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Here is a little present for a friend’s B-day. Quite late, I’m afraid.

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